Finest Kind
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(via pizza-ebitch)
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eating is so badass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid and after a few hours later you absorb its essence and transform it in energy just wow
That is the most metal thing I have ever read in my whole life.
And then you shit it out.
(via wretchedoftheearth)
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why are “nice guys” so angry about friendzoning, they of all people should know that friendship is magic
(via pizza-ebitch)
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- me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
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If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead
what do coral even get stressed about
Current events
Get out.
(via pizza-ebitch)
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a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
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